Hey there! I'm Jas. I'm fond of books and coffee and writing and art and things that are intriguing. I usually follow back - and please don't be afraid to send an ask (I really don't bite!). I wish you the best in all of your endeavours.

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

anneboleyns:

Highlights of the new “Mockingjay” trailer

  1. mercutio: i can see what's happening
  2. benvolio: what?
  3. mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
  4. benvolio: stop
  5. mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
  6. benvolio: people are dying
once when i was seven or eight i got an iced chocolate and told mum nah i dont need a lid it'll be fine and then we got to the car and i tried to get in and spilt the entire iced chocolate on the front seat of the car and ever since then i get a lid with my iced chocolate (tried to think of something u didnt know already lmao)

blueberryfudgesauce:

fCUK EDEN IM GONNA PISS

sick one u huge tit

blog title: 10/10 - MAINLY BECAUSE WHENEVER I READ IT I GET VIOLENT FLASHBACKS TO THAT DAY AND LAUGH FOR 10 YEARS
description: 9/10 - MY BIOGRAPHY MAN PUT IT ON MY GRAVESTONE
my reaction to your last post: fAERIE GARDEN. FAERIE!  GARDNE! FAEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIE NGARRRRRRRRRDEN.

hold me


overall: 10/10 your blog is my life force

xx

send me a random fact about you for this

have i mentioned that i adore u two because i fuckin adore you two

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

“If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.”
Jeremiah Van Guilder (via forever-and-alwayss)

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?