today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”
she just kept going
i screamed into a headset and she just kept going
working in customer service
fCUK EDEN IM GONNA PISS
sick one u huge tit
blog title: 10/10 - MAINLY BECAUSE WHENEVER I READ IT I GET VIOLENT FLASHBACKS TO THAT DAY AND LAUGH FOR 10 YEARS
description: 9/10 - MY BIOGRAPHY MAN PUT IT ON MY GRAVESTONE
my reaction to your last post: fAERIE GARDEN. FAERIE! GARDNE! FAEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIE NGARRRRRRRRRDEN.
overall: 10/10 your blog is my life force
send me a random fact about you for this
have i mentioned that i adore u two because i fuckin adore you two
texting someone new is always weird.
like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis?
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?